Last month a worldwide survey was conducted by the United Nations.
The only question asked was:
“Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”
The survey was a huge failure....
In Africa they didn't know what
'food'
meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what
'honest'
meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what
'shortage'
meant.
In China they didn't know what
'opinion'
meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what
'solution'
meant.
In South America they didn't know what
'please'
meant.
And in the USA we didn't know what
'the rest of the world
' meant.
Let's See if I Can Remove Some of the Obstacles that Plagued that Survey ....
and Try One of My Own!
Should We Go To War?
Yes
No
Do You Agree with Capital Punishment?
Yes
No
Should We Continue To Have Manned Space Flights?
Yes
No
What Actions Should Be Taken By
Women
Who
Have Been Forgotten On Valentines Day
Withhold All Favors Indefinitely
Have Unlimited Use of a Premium Credit Card
Wear Bathrobe For A Week and Receive Compliments Daily
Totally Ignore the Slug
Appear Not To Notice (Ya! Right)
What Actions Should Be Taken By
Men
Who
Have Been Forgotten On Valentines Day
Eat Heart Shaped Pizza Alone
Go Ahead with the Poker Game as Planned
Return Chocolate Candy for Power Tools
Withhold All Favors Indefinitely (Ya! Right)
Replace Outdated Calender (Women Forget Valentines Day?)
If You Try To Fail, and Succeed,
Which Have You Done?
How Well Did You Answer This Survey?
Your Gender
Male
Female
Your Age Range
20 - 30
30 - 40
40 - 50
50 - 60
70 - 100
In Memory of Our Fallen Heroes
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